Flarf - Christmas Death

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through space
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stars were shining bright, like a million tiny lights
But little did they know, death lurked in the night

For Santa, on his sleigh, was making his rounds
Delivering gifts to good boys and girls all around
But as he flew through the void, he didn't see the asteroid
Until it was too late, and his sleigh was no more

The reindeer were scattered, their fate left unknown
As Santa's lifeless body drifted all alone
But even in death, his spirit was still alive
For the true meaning of Christmas will never die

So remember, as you celebrate this joyous day
To be grateful for life, and all that it brings
For in the vastness of space, even Santa can meet his end
But his memory will live on, and his spirit will never bend.